2016 Weight Loss Cure: Fabistula®

Washington, D.C.

A new weight loss device was presented today at a news conference, that is poised to change the world of weight loss forever. Preceded by the highly popular LAP-BAND® and gastric bypass surgeries, the Fabistula is designed for those who want to lose body fat, but not deprive themselves of full flavoured meals.

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Sia Confesses Origins of “Cellophane”

Sydney, Australia

Sia Furler, better known simply by her stage name Sia, is riding the wave of her new album This Is Acting. In a recent interview she was asked about the cryptic song from her hit album 1000 Forms of Fear. The song “Cellophane” has been a subject of conjecture since the albums release in 2014.

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10 New Year’s Resolutions for Evil People

Most people have difficulty keeping their New Year’s resolutions because they try to be better people than they are. Instead of pretending you are going to be better, thrive at your own evil self-actualization. Choose from one of these options, or make up your own!

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Top 10 Posts of 2015

Our readers’ favourite posts from 2015. An eclectic mix of posts that ranges from the serious to the absurd. Enjoy a trip back through the months of the Richtig Haus experience.

An honourable mention in the 11th spot goes to the Fictitious News post “Nick Jonas, Unintentional Serial Killer“.

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Oprah Winfrey to Buy Hot Air Balloon

In a sad twist of events America’s sweetheart Oprah Winfrey has been diagnosed with reverse acrophobia. Acrophobia is the irrational fear of heights. Unfortunately for Winfrey, she fears being to close to the ground. Winfrey, on the advice of physicians, has looked into buying a hot air balloon to spend nights in. For several weeks Winfrey has been staying in her jet; however the cost of fuel is too exorbitant for even a star of her calibre. Critics of Winfrey believe that this is either a stunt to reinvigorate her career, or a greater concern of a god complex.

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