RuPaul Charles, Supermodel of the World, has completed preliminary negotiations on a new project. Building on successes such as RuPaul’s Drag Race, Drag U and RuPaul Drives, Charles is cashing cheques in all currencies for a new film: Dragnado.
Fictitious News
Fictitious News is written by Kyle Richtig as pure entertainment. None of these stories are true, and if they are, those involved did not divulge any information.
Those mentioned in Fictitious News will hopefully see the humour in celebrity.
World Shocked as Trump Linked to ISIS
April 1, 2016
Washington D.C.
New documents produced by the World Intelligence League (WIL) prove that Donald Trump not only has provided funds for ISIS training facilities, but that he has served as a figurehead for a secretive interim government.
2016 Weight Loss Cure: Fabistula®
Washington, D.C.
A new weight loss device was presented today at a news conference, that is poised to change the world of weight loss forever. Preceded by the highly popular LAP-BAND® and gastric bypass surgeries, the Fabistula is designed for those who want to lose body fat, but not deprive themselves of full flavoured meals.
Woman Shocked Her Photo Earns $1M USD on eBay
Flin Flon, MB – A Manitoba woman was shocked this morning to see that her photo earned her $1M USD on eBay overnight. Shelly Goodwill put up the auction for fun, and found a fortune in the process.
Theologians Baffled by Prophetic Image in 2015’s Final Days
Peterborough, ON – Theologians from around the world have been flocking to a small city in Ontario to see the latest prophetic image to appear. The image of Betty White mysteriously developed in the early evening of December 27th, 2015. Continue reading
10 New Year’s Resolutions for Evil People
Most people have difficulty keeping their New Year’s resolutions because they try to be better people than they are. Instead of pretending you are going to be better, thrive at your own evil self-actualization. Choose from one of these options, or make up your own!
Trump Announces “Trump University 2.0”
U.S. entrepreneur and presidential hopeful Donald Trump announces a plan to open “Trump University 2.0” in a bold speech to Americans.
Archaeologists Prove Humans Evolved to Serve Cats
Cairo, Egypt
Archaeologists have uncovered a new discovery in the evolution of humans in an unlikely place: cats. The missing evolutionary link that created the Great Leap Forward in human evolution was not stone tools or fire, it was servitude.
Nick Jonas, Unintentional Serial Killer
With fifteen fatalities in the USA alone, police and officials are working on their next move to secure Nick Jonas (23), formerly of the successful boy band Jonas Brothers.
Sister Act 3: Can’t Break the Habit
Coming to theatres in June 2016, Sister Act 3 takes the story in a whole new direction.
