Russia and the United States of America have come together to renew a non-agression pact that seeks to create a new world peace by dividing up the…… Read more “Non-Agression Pact Is Only Aggressive Toward Canada”
Category: Fictitious News
Fictitious News is written by Kyle Richtig as pure entertainment. None of these stories are true, and if they are, those involved did not divulge any information.
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Bat For Lashes Confesses “Laura” Origins
Bat For Lashes’ song “Laura” is used for haunting moments in television. Known for its raw emotion, the song was used during Australia’s hit TV show Wentworth following the death of the main character. This was the last song written by Bat For Lashes’ singer/songwriter Natasha Khan for the album. She reluctantly recorded it having grown tired of writing piano ballads.
U.S. “Democrats” Announce Shocking Presidential Nomination
Washington D.C. The U.S. public was shocked today to learn who may be in the running for next president. To combat their reality stardom of Donald Trump,…… Read more “U.S. “Democrats” Announce Shocking Presidential Nomination”
Donald Trump Targets Tim Hortons
Washington, D.C. POTUS Donald Trump has once again taken to Twitter to voice his concerns over foreign invaders. This time Trump has his eye on Canada. To…… Read more “Donald Trump Targets Tim Hortons”
Wentworth: The Musical (2018)
The world’s favourite prison is debuting on the big screen in the fall of 2018. Wentworth: The Musical already has critics speculating about which of the ever…… Read more “Wentworth: The Musical (2018)”
RuPaul Stars in “Dragnado”
RuPaul Charles, Supermodel of the World, has completed preliminary negotiations on a new project. Building on successes such as RuPaul’s Drag Race, Drag U and RuPaul Drives,…… Read more “RuPaul Stars in “Dragnado””
World Shocked as Trump Linked to ISIS
Trump, while pushing the envelope of good taste, reasonability and morality in the United States, ISIS supporters know that it’s bravado. Like a Roman emperor, Trump is creating the conditions necessary for an invasion: divided public, lies concealed as facts, and an irreparable international reputation. Many are interested to see how the former United States will reorganize itself into separate countries once Trump is in power.
2016 Weight Loss Cure: Fabistula®
Washington, D.C. A new weight loss device was presented today at a news conference, that is poised to change the world of weight loss forever. Preceded by…… Read more “2016 Weight Loss Cure: Fabistula®”
Woman Shocked Her Photo Earns $1M USD on eBay
Flin Flon, MB – A Manitoba woman was shocked this morning to see that her photo earned her $1M USD on eBay overnight. Shelly Goodwill put up…… Read more “Woman Shocked Her Photo Earns $1M USD on eBay”
Theologians Baffled by Prophetic Image in 2015’s Final Days
Peterborough, ON – Theologians from around the world have been flocking to a small city in Ontario to see the latest prophetic image to appear. The image…… Read more “Theologians Baffled by Prophetic Image in 2015’s Final Days”
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