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Sister Act 3: Can’t Break the Habit

Coming to theatres in June 2016, Sister Act 3 takes the story in a whole new direction.

Sister Act 3: Can’t Break the Habit stars franchise favourites Whoopie Goldberg, Kathy Najimy and Maggie Smith, in a whole new adventure. Deloris (Goldberg) catches up with one of her soul sisters from her old life at a church function. Her friend confesses that her children have been caught up in a drug war with a rival gang. Deloris rallies the troops to take on this fight in the name of the church.

Early reports confirm Goldberg and ensemble create church friendly versions of Destiny’s Child’s Independent Women (the nuns throw their hands up at Jesus), Adele’s Someone Like You (teaching a young girl that she deserves a man like Jesus), and surprisingly Nine Inch Nails’ Closer (You let me proselytize you/you let me convince you/ you let me convert you/you let me baptize you).

Goldberg admits, “I never thought I would play Deloris again. I thought the world had forgotten about her. Maybe I should take a look at making Burglar 2!”

While there are no real plans to make another Burglar to date, if Najimy is able to break through in this role, she may be able to start a fire to bring back Sarah Jessica Parker and Bette Midler for Hocus Pocus 2.



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